and all through Dickwads Double Wide House
Not a winning soul was found not even Dickwad the LOUSE
The losing play sheets were hung by the fax machine with care
In hopes that THE MAN would not soon be there
The followers were all passed out in their beds
While prayers of Dickwad some day winning a play danced in their heads.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
God D&mn it was the MAN and he was madder than the MAD HATTER.
Away to the window Dickwad flew like a flash
He teared in fright and hide any cash
When what to his punk drunk eyes did he see
but a Big Fat Man who didn't need a key
More rapid than eagles THE FAT MAN course words did they came
and he whistled and shouted and call Dickwad by name
Hey A$$wipe, Yo Jacka$$, Butt Pirate and F*ckup
Open Up, Stop Hiding and Pay me you SUCKUP
As DICKWAD drew back from the window and was turning around
Down the chimmey, that nasty FATMAN came with a bound
He was all dressed in Leather from his head to his shirt
And in no doubt was here to see DICKWAD HURT.
A twin double gauge did he have slung on his back
He was here in the home cause DICKWAD is in no doubt a lying hack.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
We all knew Dickwad soon would be full of lead
He spoke not a word but went straight to work
He just knew Dickwad was his losing jerk
So, laying a finger aside of his nose
He proceed to wrap Dickwads neck with a garden hose.
He then jumped to his feet and ran away with a few hops
Because it appeared DICKWAD was being yet again saved by the approaching cops
But we heard the FATMAN exclaim, as he was fleeing
DICKWAD I will be back to collect, so you can for now stop peeing.
HH
Not a winning soul was found not even Dickwad the LOUSE
The losing play sheets were hung by the fax machine with care
In hopes that THE MAN would not soon be there
The followers were all passed out in their beds
While prayers of Dickwad some day winning a play danced in their heads.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
God D&mn it was the MAN and he was madder than the MAD HATTER.
Away to the window Dickwad flew like a flash
He teared in fright and hide any cash
When what to his punk drunk eyes did he see
but a Big Fat Man who didn't need a key
More rapid than eagles THE FAT MAN course words did they came
and he whistled and shouted and call Dickwad by name
Hey A$$wipe, Yo Jacka$$, Butt Pirate and F*ckup
Open Up, Stop Hiding and Pay me you SUCKUP
As DICKWAD drew back from the window and was turning around
Down the chimmey, that nasty FATMAN came with a bound
He was all dressed in Leather from his head to his shirt
And in no doubt was here to see DICKWAD HURT.
A twin double gauge did he have slung on his back
He was here in the home cause DICKWAD is in no doubt a lying hack.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
We all knew Dickwad soon would be full of lead
He spoke not a word but went straight to work
He just knew Dickwad was his losing jerk
So, laying a finger aside of his nose
He proceed to wrap Dickwads neck with a garden hose.
He then jumped to his feet and ran away with a few hops
Because it appeared DICKWAD was being yet again saved by the approaching cops
But we heard the FATMAN exclaim, as he was fleeing
DICKWAD I will be back to collect, so you can for now stop peeing.
HH
